Ok I gave in …

1. I’ve been at this too long if I feel the need to update this.
2. My friends call me “Sabine” and sometimes “Sabby”
3. No one really calls me by my real name. I’m not even entirely certain people remember what my real name is except my parents… and then only sometimes.
4. I was born on October 22 of a yet indeterminate year.
5. This makes me a Libra.
6. No matter where you search … whatever Libra profile you find? It will fit me to a T.
7. And that also makes me 20… something.
8. I am single… happily so.
9. I was born weighing less than 3 pounds.
10. Despite being almost a full month late.
11. I now weigh considerably more than that.
12. But not as much as I weighed 18 months ago.
13. But I can still eat an entire 12 oz. pan of tiramisu in one sitting.
14. I just don’t really have the desire to anymore.
15. I can’t stick to a diet.
16. When I am intoxicated, I laugh too loud.
17. My mother is French Catholic and my Father is an Irish Jew.
18. This perplexes many people.
19. They also met at Woodstock.
20. That makes me a hippie child.
21. This normally explains all the weird things that happened in my childhood.
22. According to Kiersey, I am an ISFJ.
23. Which again, fits me to a T so much that I feel sometimes I’m Truman and this is one big life experiment.
24. When I laugh, I cry.
25. When I cry, I hide in the bathroom, just like a man.
26. Unless I am at the movies… then crying is okay.
27. On the rare occasion when I have sex, my neighbors turn their stereos up.
28. I bought my first pair of jeans on the day after Christmas 2005.
29. I spoil my feet.
30. I have had the following things thrown into my cleavage: bottle caps, spare change, twigs, and peanuts.
31. I live in a city where I count the days till I can leave.
32. I feel as if I am putting my life on hold because I don’t want to start something here that may try and keep me here.
33. It’s not the happiest way to live your life.
34. When I moved here I sold off all my furniture except for my bed and dresser.
35. I still haven’t replaced it all.
36. man + facial hair = rowr
37. I refuse to sing karaoke.
38. I can dance the “Macarena”, but you don’t have enough money to make me.
39. I cannot dance the “running man”, and you don’t have enough money to cover the hospital bills if I were to try.
40. I am 9 hours short of a college degree.
41. and have been for the past 6 years.
42. If I won the lottery, I would travel the world in search of foreign men w/ facial hair.
43. I also enjoy domestic men w/ facial hair.
44. I can swear in Vietnamese and Korean.
45. I swear (in English) a great deal.
46. I have taught young children to swear.
47. Hence children have now learned to recite “Sabine is not a role model. Sabine is not a role model.”
48. If I ever marry, I will do it the right way… with all my friends surrounding me and my family finding out 2 weeks after the honeymoon.
49. I have every intention of making Sarah’s life a nightmare with the planning of said wedding.
50. Except at the last minute I will probably end up eloping because of the stress.
51. I am an only child.
52. Except I now have stepbrothers.
53. If I passed my youngest stepbrother on the street I wouldn’t recognize him.
54. Men that are overly familiar with me without my permission or at least my acknowledgement scare me.
55. I own garb that renders men helpless against the urge to stare at my cleavage.
56. I am scared of these men as well… sometimes.
57. I am slowly learning to cook foods that don’t require a dinner party of over 20 to consume.
58. I still can’t grasp the concept of meals that are ready in under 30 minutes.
59. or 2 hours for that matter.
60. If I were a man for a day, I’d jump up and down naked to see if it felt just as funny as it looks.
61. I don’t have a job; I have a career… whoop-dee-fucking-do.
62. Celebrities I have worked with: Rob Thomas, Rob Reiner, Edward Zwick, and Kelly Clarkson
63. Currently, my refrigerator is in desperate need of someone to come by and clean it out…
64. I think it would safe to say that everything in it except for the soy sauce could go.
65. In the 80’s - I did not have 80s hair,
66. but I had a pair of parachute pants,
67. and a member’s only jacket.
68. I am deeply saddened and embarrassed by those facts.
69. I worry that certain projects in the works for next years Gulf Wars may ruin my sterling good girl reputation forever.
70. but if Sarah and I get our way then it’s probably worth it.
71. In the past year, I have become addicted to TV.
72. I hope that changes soon, I have better things to do with my life.
73. I often daydream of sex.
74. heh.
75. I do not heed the warning on the q-tips box.
76. Therefore, my ears are free of waxy build-up.
77. I recycle only at my leisure.
78. According to some people I am a royal pain in the ass… whatever.
79. I’m not royal
80. yet.
81. I carry condoms in my purse… in case of emergency sex.
82. I have been mooned 3 times - all equally horrifying.
83. I am most commonly attracted to men who are assertive to the point of being called a Cocky Arrogant Bastard.
84. with facial hair.
85. My number one irrational fear is thunder. No, not lightening. I love lightening. Thunder, hence the irrational part.
86. I would make one lousy dominatrix.
87. I also make one lousy meatloaf.
88. I need to purchase clothes hangers immediately.
89. For some strange reason, I keep misplacing my clothes.
90. I own 7 computers.
91. 10 if you count the laptops.
92. I currently can’t find my make-up bag (again).
93. but none of my friends have noticed.
94. Lesson learned: being the boss of everything? Not as fun as it looks.
95. I don’t respect most of my employees.
96. I have a feeling that is a sentiment shared by a lot of managers.
97. I check my email almost to the point of obsessive.
98. But I suck at returning emails.
99. and phone calls.
100. It’s not you, it’s me… and it’s part of my charm.