Sabine: Bellringer just punked your cat on my blog
Sarah: That’s one of the strangest emails I’ve ever had in my inbox.
Sabine: I do what I can.
Sabine: Trying to put something in perspective… how much would you say Moose weighs?
Sarah: In the 300s; maybe around 350?
Sabine: really? so 6′6″ and 260 is almost gaunt then.
Sarah: Squid is 275 and 6′5.
Sabine:I have never considered Squid to be that tall… but now that you mention it I did have to stand on my tiptoes to bite his nipple off.
Sarah: He’s a tall dude. And kinda lanky, in a way. Your hypothetical man is pretty damned scrawny.  Or lithe, possibly.
Sabine: 3 hours and still on the phone with TheEx.
Sarah:You really should stop that.
Sabine: I did.  I had to before we got back into that habit of talking endlessly to each other for day’s on end.  Can’t have that.
Sarah: Yeah.  I’m thinking that should be filed directly under “NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS” and run through the virus scanner. 
Sabine: Right?  My only defense is that I am in the office and so damned bored.  There are only so many people online that I can bug. Even punking the guys on CL is getting old.
Sarah: Honey, then start a damned WOW account.  Go find some meth brittle.  Hell, go meet one of your Craigslist friends for coffee and heroin.  I think that any of those options would be far more safe and rational than talking with the guy who somehow forgot to break up with you.  RUN!
Sabine: Ok, but when you end up having to sneak me contraband into rehab I plan on reminding you of this moment.  Right.Here.  Being Nice to an Ex or Shooting Heroin with Random Strangers Who Don’t Own Pants.  You chose B.
Sarah: You know, when you put it that way, you make me seem quite irrational.
Sabine: And to think TheEx had such nice things to say about you.
Sarah: Yeah, but I haven’t ever ditched one of his nearest and dearest.  You can forgive and forget- that’s cool.  I’ll just hold onto this here grudge until it’s needed again.  It’s good company.
Sabine:K.  I’m going to go shoot heroin now.  Wish me luck!

Currently seeking additional persons of interest available to continuously email with Sarah and I during business hours … we need more to help balancing out the crazy that ensues when I don’t have work to occupy my brain.