Oh. Well I guess it doesn’t really look all that much like a Beetle, huh?  I decided to go with something that I’m not going to need to engage all my mystical powers in order to pack for an event. It is a fully loaded GMC Envoy that I got used, but in perfect condition. Buying it used allows me to pay cash for it which is great seeing as how I’m going to get raped over the coals every time I have to fill its 22 gallon tank with gas.

So there. Say hello to the new toy.   He’s kinda sexy, huh? I mean I don’t even feel like a soccer mom when I drive it.