Sarah

The separated-at-birth fraternal twin. She lives too far away and we spend waaaaay too much time on the phone for it to be healthy. We share half a brain and our lives function in direct sliding proportion to each other. If I can’t sleep – it is because she is sleeping like a baby. If my day is going wonderfully smooth – it is only because her phone won’t stop ringing and her books won’t balance. If one is drunk the other must be sober… we’ve tried to drink at the same time we can’t figure out exactly how it happened but the moment she hit drunk… I hit sober.

But she is a great chick, who is the goto person for manymany things, and my life wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining without her, her cats, her couch, her ability to volunteer us for things, and her drama… or at least the drama that always finds her.

The Other Sara

The EvilOne, that is. Sarah’s best friend and the recipient of the other half of my brain. Which means that if they are both thinking coherent thoughts at the same time… I’m left drooling and staring into a corner.

Known as the EvilOne, simply because of her ability to be slightly more evil than Sarah. That technically makes Sarah – The GoodOne, but no one ever believes us when they hear that so normally she is just Sarah.

EvilSara also lives too far away and I don’t get to spend near enough time with her. But it is probably for the best because we have a tendency to make trouble when together. She is also from time to time known as the Deputy. If you ever need someone to back you up, be your Heavy, or you #2 person – you should always look to the EvilOne. She’s my first choice.

Various Exes

Yeah. There are a few of them. The main ones of some importance are –

HeWhoMustNotBeNamedButShallRotInPrison – he doesn’t really deserve a bio.

ExVer3.2 – this one moved to this cesspool with me. We work together and I will always maintain he tricked me into a relationship.

ExVer3.3 – the most recent. And the newest that has crossed firmly into the friend category.

Texas Friends

There is a ton of them that make an appearance here from time to time…

The girls are - Genna, Rix, Ameline, Philip, Moira, Jenn, Gwen, Melissa (despite the actual not living in Texas anymore), and Lyonette.

The boys are – Dirk, Gavin, Josh, Tomas, Loch, and Liam.

And a ton more. I consider all of them my family and I miss them something terrible.